My Bum is Fallin Off

So, with a title like that, I need to explain. Let me set the scene... I was walking out of my bathroom, rounding the corner of my bedroom when in runs Miriam (she only has that speed and hopping) with her leopard dress-up dress hiked up to her shoulders. "Mama, my bum is falling off!" My reply, "Sounds like a personal problem." Upon further inspection, it was her diaper that was coming off, not her bum. The Velcro was attached to the dress and not the diaper. Poor girl. We changed her and sent her hopping on her way. Crazy girl.